Our Smart Vape vibrates after a short hit so you know how high you're getting.
Peel yourself away from the curse of human intellect with this high-THC blend from Optimist. This is the strongest product we make.
10 THC : 1 CBD Net Wt. 0.25g
This 1:1 THC to CBD blend is so creamy and relaxing it will make you ask, “is this guacamole?” Our scientists say, “no” but our testers say, “maybe man, could be?”
1 THC : 1 CBD Net Wt. 0.25g
Share a chuckle over the erosion of democracy in the colonies with this gay and uplifting blend from Optimist.
4 THC : 1 CBD Net Wt. 0.25g
What's a Smart Vape?
Put mouth on mouth side
Inhale until it buzzes (1.5 sec)
Exhale like a normal person
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