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Our Smart Vape vibrates after a short hit so you know how high you're getting.
Our Smart Vape vibrates after a short hit so you know how high you're getting.
Brain Vacation
Guacamole?
Her Majesty
Peel yourself away from the curse of human intellect with this high-THC blend from Optimist. This is the strongest product we make.
10 THC : 1 CBD Net Wt. 0.25g
This 1:1 THC to CBD blend is so creamy and relaxing it will make you ask, “is this guacamole?” Our scientists say, “no” but our testers say, “maybe man, could be?”
1 THC : 1 CBD Net Wt. 0.25g
Share a chuckle over the erosion of democracy in the colonies with this gay and uplifting blend from Optimist.
4 THC : 1 CBD Net Wt. 0.25g
What's a Smart Vape?
Vibrates after each hit (1.5 sec) so you know how high you’re getting
Only natural cannabis oils with no added fillers or thinning agents
LED flashes red when running low
Recyclable everywhere it’s sold
How to Smart Vape
Put mouth on mouth side
Inhale until it buzzes (1.5 sec)
Exhale like a normal person
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