What is a Smart Vape?
A fancy term for our grab-n-go vape pen. It buzzes after each hit (1.5s) so you don’t get too high and stop smoking weed for four months.
Which vape should I buy?
Every person is affected differently, but basically:
➢ Buy Brain Vacation if you want to get really high
➢ Buy Her Majesty for parties and hanging with friends
➢ Buy Guacamole? If you’ve got stuff to do and want to be a little high.
…So are these Sativas? Indicas?
Most companies would call ‘Her Majesty’ and ‘Brain Vacation’ sativas and ‘Guacamole?’ a hybrid. That isn’t totally accurate for strains in general, nor for distillate, and we want to be honest with you.
What’s in the oil?
It’s a full spectrum high from THC, CBD, terpenes, and rare cannabinoids. We use ingredients found naturally in the cannabis plant with no fillers, thinning agents, or gross stuff. We don’t use pesticides and all our cannabis is sungrown.
There’s a problem with my delivery.
Oops! We’re sorry to hear that. Sparc is our delivery service, reach out to them here. Give them a call and they’ll help you out.
I have a problem with my vape, what should I do?
Let us know! Use the form below to let us know what’s up and we’ll do our best to help you or send you a new one.
Do you really give away 50% of your profits?
Yes! We launched with a $10,000 donation to the Stop Trump PAC and hope to completely solve the problems of global warming, social injustice, and Republicans by the time we’re done.
I want to partner with Optimist!
Sexy! We’re always down to swing with new partners. Send us an email and we’ll reach out.
Why are you called Optimist? Don’t you know that the world is ending?
The world isn’t ending, democracy is ending. Our world will survive with or without humanity until the sun burns out in 5 billion years. Until then we’re all just trying to do our best while also getting a little high.
I have an idea for what you should do with your company.
Umm, ok. Uh, maybe shoot us an email using the form below? We’ll take a look if we have the time.
Let us know what’s on your mind.